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You’re Oxymoronic by T. Edward Redd

Please put the coffee down.

When you breathe, I want to frown.

The odor makes me squirm,

Yet your beauty, makes me oh so warm.

I just wanted to share books.

Yet you’re foxing me with your good looks.

But I’m repulsed by horrid smells,

And I want to hammer my nose with nails.